Its Spiderman Bitch

msveronicahhh:

haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love. I don’t even want, none of the above. i want to piss on you…  so many years later, shit is still humorous. I’m dead. 

Exactly

Exactly

ominousallure:

accurate representation of the last 4 years of my academic life

ominousallure:

accurate representation of the last 4 years of my academic life

Internet people.

sodamnrelatable:

postslikejagger:

Facebook is for popular people.

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MySpace is for musical people.

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Twitter is for famous people.

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Tumblr is for special people.

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browneyedbetty:

underneath-a-magic-moon:

yourmindaches:

I never tire of seeing naked boobs on Tumblr. 

But why are you staring at your brothers dick.

I highly doubt his penis would be that far to the side

Just When I Think the Guy I Like Likes Me Back…

atoizzard:

sanjamac:

I’m not going anywhere

This just hurts!

I just noticed Michonne is holding her hand :(

The feeling of getting friendzoned, sums it up.

The feeling of getting friendzoned, sums it up.

Single life

I love hanging out with my besties, but I’m tired of being the third wheel, or the fifth. But friends don’t think I don’t love you, I’d just like to have someone to call my own and to tuck in at night, and to wake up and have the gorgeous smile in front of me that allowed me to fall asleep with ease because I had you in my arms. So here’s to not even trying to look for that special girl, it’s time to create the man that a girl can see is worth the effort to seek :D

thelovenotebook:

Motivational quotes

elusivelyshani:

I’m not even a man but I’m a black woman and I’ve experienced this on the subway, elevators, etc. And I ALWAYS want to do that “boo!” Part.

zakuro-san:

kourtneyklaudiakarter:

I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

zakuro-san:

kourtneyklaudiakarter:

I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

itsleightaylor:


forensic-dragons:

philliptunalunatique:

jaygh4stly:

omg i was going to reblog this anyway and then motherfucking kanye appears

omfg what

Kanye makes this whole thing perfect

holy shit

itsleightaylor:

forensic-dragons:

philliptunalunatique:

jaygh4stly:

omg i was going to reblog this anyway and then motherfucking kanye appears

omfg what

Kanye makes this whole thing perfect

holy shit

accend:

"fuck her right in the pussy"-Ancient scripture

accend:

"fuck her right in the pussy"
-Ancient scripture